Hey, y’all? I thought I could do it. Twenty-five days of swimming in the schlock-filled pool of Christmas counterculture. But I feel like I’m drowning in festive garbage here, so today is the last Very Weird Christmas Care Package. I’m broken. Tomorrow I’ll switch things up and go through Christmas Day with a different take on Christmas Care Packages. So soak up today’s weirdness, and I’ll see you back here tomorrow with something different!
A Christmas Carol?: Ice Ice Baby (Too Cold for Christmas Mix) by Vanilla Ice
Cookie Swap!: Chocolate Fruit N Nut Cookies
A Very Special Christmas Special: The Christmas Brigade
No, Santa! Don’t!!!: Spider-Man
Holiday Schlock: March of the Wooden Soldiers