Care Package for Sunday, June 21, 2020

For the dads of every stripe out there. Happy Father’s Day!

Poetry: Natural History by Sam Hamill
Late afternoon, autumn equinox,
and my daughter and I
are at the table silently
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Dad Joke: My buddy said, “You have a BA, a masters, and a PhD, but you can’t think your way out of a paper bag.” It was a third degree burn.

Song In My Head: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like My Daddy Anymore by Loretta Lynn

Dad Joke: Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, know that I will find you. You have my Word.

Art: Theodor Severin Kittelsen’s My Son Tree Always Follows Father’s Footsteps

Photo credit: allpainters.org

Dad Joke: Why can’t T-Rexes clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.

Self-Care: Three Self-Care Must for Every Dedicated Dad

Photo credit: kinderling.com.au

Dad Joke: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Recipe: Maple Bacon Salmon

Photo credit: delish.com

Dad Joke: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

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