For the dads of every stripe out there. Happy Father’s Day!
Poetry: Natural History by Sam Hamill
Late afternoon, autumn equinox,
and my daughter and I
are at the table silently
Dad Joke: My buddy said, “You have a BA, a masters, and a PhD, but you can’t think your way out of a paper bag.” It was a third degree burn.
Song In My Head: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like My Daddy Anymore by Loretta Lynn
Dad Joke: Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, know that I will find you. You have my Word.
Dad Joke: Why can’t T-Rexes clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.
Self-Care: Three Self-Care Must for Every Dedicated Dad
Dad Joke: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Recipe: Maple Bacon Salmon
Dad Joke: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.